Leta, the generalissimo's wife, was burping his firstborn, & the baby regurgitated milk onto her dress.
"Ai, this will #stain," she murmured, but the generalissimo's eyes lit up.
"Darling, see how the pattern resembles the shape of the despicable nation of Abiri on our western border? It's a sign: we must invade."
"Cherished one, a patch of vomit cannot means such things," his wife said anxiously.
"Nonsense. I read it in a #book. Secretary! Assemble my staff!"