https://www.europesays.com/uk/49355/ ‘I opened a B&M colouring book before giving it to toddler and was gobsmacked’ #B&M #Books #Entertainment #FamilyAndKids #parents #RealLife #Reddit #UK #UnitedKingdom

Student email: Dear Dr. Jantic, I'm confused about my grade for Assignment 5. I don't understand how it could be so low. I am consistently a solid student, so this is perplexing to me. I hope you'll share any insight you have and that we can find a way to work this out.

Me: Dear Student, the assignment was only half done, so you might consider finishing the other half. I suspect this explains your grade and will resolve your confusion.

Photos: Reality of Visiting Gabriel’s Restaurant From ‘Emily in Paris’ https://www.diningandcooking.com/2017826/photos-reality-of-visiting-gabriels-restaurant-from-emily-in-paris/ #emily #food #francais #france #French #FrenchMeals #gabriel #gigi #INSIDER #KirRoyales #kitchen #MariaNoyen #meals #netflix #paris #RealLife #restaurant #Season #show #TerraNera

#Koalitionsvertrag

Ich freue mich drauf, denn er birgt die große #Chance, dass ich meine #virtuelle #Blase endlich im #RealLife kennen lerne:

Soziale Berufe werden weniger, es gibt mehr #Arbeitsunwillige!
#Menschen werden älter, es gibt mehr Arbeitsunwillige!
Menschen werden krank, es gibt mehr Arbeitsunwillige!
Menschen haben eine politische linke Meinung, es gibt mehr Arbeitsunwillige!
Menschen können keine #Felder mehr bestellen, es gibt mehr #AU's

Wir treffen uns im #Arbeitslager!

https://www.europesays.com/uk/5147/ Woman, 33, with just months to live confused when doctor asked her about ‘taking a flight’ #Business #Cancer #Lancashire #RealLife #UK #UnitedKingdom

Our couch is a psychic mimic.

Its depth and length make it almost the size of a twin-sized bed, and its microfibre cushions hug you gently as you sink into its embrace.

Sitting down is your first mistake. No matter how alert you are, within minutes you find yourself burrowing in to the softness and reaching for a blanket.

Soon, you drift off in complete comfort, awaking an hour or two later, your sleep stolen for the night, fatigue ever chasing you.

#interessant

Wie sich Persönlichkeiten verändern, wenn Sie im #Reallife mit Dir Zeit verbringen.

Welche Ansprüche so gestellt werden und wenn diese nicht erfüllt sind, die Reaktion darauf mit ein wenig Abstand zu erkennen.

Mein Körper, Meine Entscheidung!

My No-Show Book Talk Was the Best Thing to Happen to Me as a Writer https://www.writersdigest.com/be-inspired/my-no-show-book-talk-was-the-best-thing-to-happen-to-me-as-a-writer #WritingAndLifeAdvice #BuildMyPlatform #TheWriter'sLife #Vulnerability #GetPublished #SocialMedia #socialmedia #WritersLife #writinglife #BeInspired #Vulnerable #writerlife #BookEvent #RealLife #events

Familie kann man sich nicht aussuchen, was?

»Neu hier«: Nicht mehr so ganz - seit 2023 anwesend.
Überwiegend lesend, wegen #reallife nicht ständig im WWW unterwegs. (Übrigens auch auf Substack unterwegs, weil jede Menge spannender Lesestoff, überwiegend englischsprachig allerdings.)

I may watch the film Idiocracy tonight. I will not watch the real-life Idiocracy continue to play out on live TV in an hour.

Fly Away (2021) [3 min] by Matt Smith | #Ireland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az59OsZpC4Q

#MÜN OR BUST! X-D #KerbalSpaceProgram in #RealLife! X-D
(yes it really looks like game graphics... but it is said to be actual #NASA footage of #FireFly blue-ghost-mission-1 #lander)

the actual footage is much crisper hat to reduce #filesize massively because #videos on #mastodon are very slow at loading :(

https://fireflyspace.com/missions/blue-ghost-mission-1/

watch #live #landing in aprox 2 days stay tuned! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChEuA1AUJAY

Moon is so close, we can taste it! New footage from Firefly Aerospace shows their #lunar lander's view from 60 miles (100 km) above the #Moon (#MÜN!) Blue Ghost will land at Mare Crisium, on the near side of the Moon, on March 2, no earlier than 3:34am ET (0834 UTC).

Sat by the reservoir this morning #phonography #scotland #backwaterreservoir #peace #tranquility #reallife #photography #nature

"Trusted information networks have existed since long before the internet and mass media. These networks are in every town and city, and at their core are real relationships between neighbors—not their online, parasocial simulacra."

"But when it comes to addressing the problems we face, no amount of posting or passive info consumption is going to substitute the hard, unsexy work of organizing."

https://www.404media.co/you-cant-post-your-way-out-of-fascism/

In real-world social networks, your enemy’s enemy is indeed your friend, say physicists

https://physicsworld.com/a/in-real-world-social-networks-your-enemys-enemy-is-indeed-your-friend-say-physicists/

New work validates key elements of balance theory put forward nearly 80 years ago

Erst lange lange nichts, jetzt gleich vier mögliche Arbeitsstellen. Fünf, wenn sich die Bundesbank noch meldet nein, ich kann euch KEIN Geld ausdrucken

@satire
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Please be aware that #realSatire #copyLefted #undocumented images, taken by #whoKnows, of a real satirical #gentrificationVictim of society in the neighborhood, found on one of @pluralistic's #realLife status updates, can #bitterSweet'en your #morningMate, if you were actually only about to to match the #showOff of the initial publication.
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