Sony Music Unveils Plan To Cut Off Grandparents Over Piracy
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-04-25-sony-music-unveils

#Microsoft Demos "Cloud Moral Distancing" Technology
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-04-20-microsoft-demos-cloud

#Shopify Employee Promoted for #AI That Generates Anti-AI Excuses
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-04-10-shopify-employee-promoted

#EA Exec Touts #AI Efficiency, Can't Explain 80-Hour Crunch Weeks
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-04-09-ea-exec-touts

Nintendo Execs Rehearse $600 Switch 2 Spin: "It's About Courage"
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-04-08-nintendo-execs-rehearse

Tech Giants Establish 'Preemptive Pardon Divisions'
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-04-07-tech-giants-establish

#X Announces Revolutionary 'Pre-Leaked Data' Feature: 'Why Wait for Hackers?'
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-04-02-x-announces-revolutionary

#OpenAI 's New Feature Detects and Eliminates Original Thought
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-03-31-openai-new-feature

SSA Makes Seniors Mine Crypto to Prove They're Alive for Benefits
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-03-30-ssa-makes-seniors

After #X Acquisition, #xAI Will Make All Tweets "Sound More Elonian"
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-03-29-after-x-acquisition

#Signal Introduces 'Moron Mode' to Prevent National Security Blunders
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-03-27-signal-introduces-moron

#Google Rebrands Military Division: "Don't Be Evil, But Like, Ironically™"
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-03-26-google-rebrands-military

#Hegseth 's Magical Autocorrect Claims Yemen Strike Plans Wrote Themselves
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-03-25-hegseth-magical-autocorrect

#Reddit 's "ThoughtCrime #AI" Can Ban You for Thinking About #Luigi
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-03-17-reddit-thoughtcrime-ai

#Tesla Anonymous: Where Owners Hide Cars Like Shameful Secrets
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-03-16-tesla-anonymous-where

#OpenAI Proposes "Creator Conscription Act" to Draft All Artists
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-03-15-openai-proposes-creator

#Samsung 's #AI Now Offsets Carbon Guilt With Virtual Certificates
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-03-13-samsung-ai-now

#DiscoElysium Litigator Launches $500 'Creative Immunity' Certs
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-03-12-disco-elysuim-litigator

#Musk 's AI Deems #NASA 'Redundant,' Redirects Budget to #SpaceX
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-03-11-musk-ai-deems

#Texas Demands ID for Toothbrushes: "Think of the Children's Teeth"
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-03-09-texas-demands-id