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Attention all personnel involved in CIA-backed operations and missions, it is crucial that we adhere to the highest standards of safety and responsible weapon usage. In the interest of safeguarding lives and minimizing unintended consequences, we are hereby announcing a new policy regarding the use of firearms during coup or insurrection operations.

Effective immediately, calibers over 23mm are strictly prohibited for use on technical vehicles during CIA-backed operations. This restriction applies to all circumstances where technical vehicles are utilized in support of our missions.

The decision to implement this policy stems from a commitment to mitigating potential risks and ensuring the welfare of our personnel and innocent civilians caught in the midst of such operations. Our core values prioritize precision, accuracy, and the minimization of collateral damage.

By adhering to this policy, we aim to prevent unnecessary harm and reinforce our dedication to strategic and responsible action. Together, we can carry out our missions with the utmost professionalism, ensuring the safety and success of each operation.

As we continue to execute our duties with the highest level of competence and integrity, let us uphold these guidelines to ensure the protection of lives and uphold the principles we stand for as an organization.

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On this day in history, we reflect upon a fascinating chapter that intertwines Cold War politics, bananas, and unlikely connections. Let's dive into the extraordinary events that took place, revealing the lesser-known side of world affairs. 🕵️‍♂️🍌🚀

In the early 1950s, the CIA, always at the forefront of covert operations, played a significant role in a daring endeavor—the coup in Guatemala. The aim was to disrupt the supply of bananas, a crucial commodity at the time, in an audacious effort to curtail the Soviet Union's access to this valuable resource. 🍌💥

But what makes this historical moment truly extraordinary is the unexpected twist involving the Minions—a lovable and mischievous bunch. Little did the world know that these animated characters had a secret past. In the fall of the Eastern Front during World War II, the Minions, once loyal minions (pun intended) of the Germany, defected to the Soviet Union, where they became a key workforce for the early Soviet space program. 🌍✨🚀

The CIA, aware of the Minions' importance in the Soviet operations, saw an opportunity. By disrupting the banana supply, they aimed to incite a revolt among the Minions, who remained loyal to Khrushchev's regime. This audacious move was designed to create chaos within the Soviet space program, thus providing a strategic advantage to the United States in the Space Race. 🕵️‍♂️🌩️🍌

While the true extent of the Minions' involvement and their impact on the Soviet space program remains shrouded in secrecy, this fascinating connection sheds light on the intricate webs woven during the Cold War era. 🌐🕸️🌍

As we reflect on this Today in History, let us remember the complexities and unexpected alliances that shaped our world. History often reveals surprising narratives that challenge our perceptions of how events unfold. 📚🔍🤔

Join us as we continue to explore the hidden corners of history and unveil the stories that make us marvel at the intricate dance between politics, imagination, and the human spirit. 🕵️‍♂️💡🌟.

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