Why do we call electrons 'negative' and protons 'positive'? It's an arbitrary convention but it's annoying: it means that when electrons flow through wires, the current is defined to flow in the OTHER DIRECTION.
If you ask people why electrons got called 'negative', you get a bunch of crap answers:
"Electrons are referred to as negative because of their behavior in an electric field. In an electric field, an electron will move from the negative pole to the positive pole, giving it a negative charge by convention."
Yes, but why THAT convention?
"If we re-designate all positive electric charges as negative and vice versa, while keeping their absolute value, the resulting physics would be the same. So exact choice is merely a matter of convention."
Yeah, it's a convention - but why THAT convention?
"In quantum theory of elementary particles (in a sense of irreducible representation of Poincare group with mass m and spin (helicity) s) if some operator Q of internal symmetry commutes (like electric charge charge) with Hamiltonian H...."
Irrelevant crap which never leads up to an answer.
The answer is that Benjamin Franklin chose this convention and nobody knows why.
In Franklin's day there was a 'two-fluid' theory of electricity saying electricity comes in two kinds. Around 1750 he developed a 'one-fluid' theory after showing that a rubbed glass receives an equal but opposite charge as the cloth used to rub the glass. He decided that electrical fluid was going into the glass. So he said the charge of the glass was 'positive' and the cloth was 'negative'.
Unfortunately it turns out that that electrons are going into the cloth.
The whole history is interesting:
@johncarlosbaez Would flipping the convention make "electron holes" more meaningful?
@androcat - yes, it would make more sense (to me) to have electron holes be decreed to have negative charge.
@johncarlosbaez It would sort of make electrons the quintessential "charge particle".
Franklin also totally messed up the QCD colour charges.
@gregeganSF - but you can't blame him: it was only much later that we realized 'blue' quarks are actually closer to puce.
Mauve. They're mauve. Trust me on this one.
And the "red" ones are, in fact, wine-dark.
@TruthSandwich @gregeganSF - physicists *do* talk about valence quarks versus sea quarks - but I didn't know the sea quarks were wine-dark.
Well, now you do. You're welcome.
@gregeganSF @johncarlosbaez Not to mention left-handed neutrinos.
@BartoszMilewski @gregeganSF @johncarlosbaez As long as they're not mutating, I'm happy.
@veronica @BartoszMilewski @gregeganSF @johncarlosbaez
Dodged a bullet there.
@dougmerritt @BartoszMilewski @gregeganSF @johncarlosbaez After posting it, I did go an rewatch the Dara O Briain clip when he talks about that movie.
@johncarlosbaez It could have been worse. Imagine if a Frenchman, say, had been working on the same things at the same time, only with the opposite convention, and French physicists then stubbornly stuck with it to this day while everybody else followed Franklin.
@mansr
The ones stubbornly using weird units are the people in the US, not the French
@johncarlosbaez
@j_bertolotti @mansr @johncarlosbaez
The US seems to be the only country left in the world that still uses British thermal units.
@j_bertolotti @mansr - actually if the French had chosen the convention that electrons are positive, this better system might have been adopted as part of the metric system, and then scientists would be using it!
It would be much better to have a coulomb defined to be equal to the charge of 6.241509 × 10¹⁸ electrons, rather than 6.241509 × 10¹⁸ positrons as it currently is.
Well, the definition doesn't *say* positrons: it says 6.241509 × 10¹⁸ e, where of course e is *minus* the charge of an electron.
@johncarlosbaez @j_bertolotti Why this animosity towards negative numbers? Are you a signist?
@mansr @j_bertolotti - I don't have an animosity to them, just a negative attitude.
@johncarlosbaez @mansr @j_bertolotti
Imagine a square root of them, that's where it gets complex
@johncarlosbaez @j_bertolotti @mansr
The obvious solution is to switch from using electronics to positronics.
According to Asimov, it would even lead to improvements in AI!
@TruthSandwich @j_bertolotti @mansr - maybe in Asimov's future they've finally changed the conventions so electrons are positive... but then renamed them 'positrons'.
@johncarlosbaez @j_bertolotti @mansr
That seems less probable than true AI.
The americans got that stubbornness from the French.
As i heard it from a copyright lawyer: Only reason phonograph records were used in France at all was that a french guy almost invented it.
@androcat @j_bertolotti @mansr @johncarlosbaez
That's the foundation for "American Adaptivity" too. If "we" don't get credit for it, "we" won't use it.
@j_bertolotti @mansr @johncarlosbaez
The French also use a crazy system. The base unit of distance is metres (Earth's circumference/40,000 to make it roughly equivalent to a yard) but don't lead directly to volume in litres, you have to remember to do your measurements in decimetres. The unit of weight isn't the gramme but the thousand-gramme (kilogramme). Instead of a cube of sides 1 metre containing one litre and that volume of water weighing 1 gramme, it weighs 1 thousand thousand-grammes. ;)
@geoffl They also use time units where 1 minutes is 60 seconds instead of a nice power of 10. And don't get me started on the day being 24 hours!
@j_bertolotti
It's about time we dropped the Sumerian sexagesimal bases. A simple metric time conversion of 0.0864 would give us 100 hours of 100 minutes of 100 seconds each day. Then we need to get those 7 day weeks sorted. Moving to a 10 day week, keeping the 2 day weekend, would lead to a 12% increase in productivity.
@geoffl @j_bertolotti
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen."
George Orwell, 1984
I remember Vernor Vinge's "A Deepness In the Sky", where the spacefaring humans have adopted metric-y time units based on seconds. "I'll meet you in a kilosecond". "The planet's orbit is around 1 megasecond." This was all basically 64-bit UNIX epoch time.
In the book, a programmer-archeologist is puzzled why epoch time starts very close to when humanity first sets foot on the moon, but is off by a few tens of megaseconds.
@paper_clip @j_bertolotti
I remember reading a short story many years ago (don't remember where, possibly OMNI magazine?) where the world governments decided that the irrational day, year lengths, and moon phases needed fixing. Calculations were done and huge huge rocket motors were attached to the earth and moon to change their orbits and rotational speed. It didn't go at all to plan. The new clocks and calendars ended up full of prime numbers and complex calculations.
@geoffl @j_bertolotti I think this is enough talk for today. Go to sleep.
It's getting dangerous out here.
@j_bertolotti @geoffl - The French had the right attitude but they couldn't make it stick: "The French Republican calendar time system used in France from 1794 to 1800, during the French Revolution, divided the day into 10 decimal hours, each decimal hour into 100 decimal minutes and each decimal minute into 100 decimal seconds (100000 decimal seconds per day)."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_time
Decimal angles too:
"But a second proposal suggested changes went further still. On 1 November 1795 (11 brumaire by the new calendar) a law was passed which required the creation of clocks with ten hours in the day, 100 minutes in an hour, and 100 seconds in a minute. A metric system of angles was also brought in, with 400 degrees in a full turn (100 degrees in a right angle). Now the earth would rotate 40 degrees in an hour and, since the metre had been designed so that one quarter meridian was 10 million metres, each degree of latitude would be 100 kilometres long. It was certainly a rational system but its introduction would require all watches, all clocks, all trigonometric tables, all charts etc. to be changed. Condorcet proposed that teams of out of work wig makers should be used to recalculate new mathematical tables with the new units. Why, one might ask, were the wig makers out of work? Well they had been employed by the aristocrats who, following the Revolution, no longer required their services!
Laplace was enthusiastic and had his watch converted to the new time. His great five volume work Traité de Mécanique Céleste, the first two volumes of which appeared in 1799, was written using the new units of time and angle."
https://mathshistory.st-andrews.ac.uk/HistTopics/Decimal_time/
(Having lost their heads, aristocrats no longer needed wigs.)
@ants_are_everywhere @johncarlosbaez @j_bertolotti @geoffl The bit about the wigs tangentially reminds me of the Paris Moustache Strike of 1907.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/french-mustache-strike
And there was the Russian beard tax under tsar Peter I.
@mansr @ants_are_everywhere @j_bertolotti @geoffl - wow!
People get really worked up about facial hair.
@johncarlosbaez @mansr @j_bertolotti @geoffl let's also remember the brave heroes who fought in the Conic Sections Rebellion
@ants_are_everywhere @johncarlosbaez @j_bertolotti @geoffl Students had to write their exams in Conic Sans.
@johncarlosbaez @ants_are_everywhere @j_bertolotti @geoffl Some military roles prohibit facial hair for the practical reason that it prevents proper functioning of a breathing mask. The rest is nonsensical.
Now I'm wondering about regulations regarding pubic hair. I've heard of strip clubs requiring performers to retain some so as not to appear prepubescent. Adjacently, prostitutes of old would shave (for hygiene) and wear a pubic wig (some hair was fashionable). Wigs not only for aristocrats.
@mansr @johncarlosbaez @ants_are_everywhere @j_bertolotti @geoffl Thank you for the most obscure knowledge of the month; I wont ask how you know.
@johncarlosbaez @j_bertolotti The 10 hours always bugged me. That's why I proposed 100 by 100 by 100, giving a nice clean 1Ms (one mega second) day length.
I'm glad those month names didn't stick because they were the most annoying thing. Crazy Frog level.
Imagine months named something like Frostary, Snowary, Thawary, Bloomary, Windary, Fogary... not to mention that Frostary would be in the middle of summer in the Southern Hemisphere.
(Free translation of some, as I remember from the top of my skull, so vast discrepancies from the actual names are to be expected).
@johncarlosbaez @j_bertolotti @geoffl
Revolution should be comprehensive.
@johncarlosbaez @j_bertolotti @geoffl in my research I regularly do xy plot with X as time, this decimal time would made my life so much easier and convertible to other data series, but to be fair I often using day fraction so it is implicitly decimal
@johncarlosbaez @j_bertolotti @geoffl The French Republican calendar itself was also pretty based: 10 days a week, with the days of the week numbered (primidi, duodi, tridi, quartidi, ...). 3 weeks make a month, and 12 months make a year. The year stars with the autumn equinox, and the remaining 5-6 days are holidays (épagomènes).
Also, the months had very nice and poetic names based on climate conditions (for instance Nivôse, the snow month, or Fructidor, the harvest month)
@johncarlosbaez @j_bertolotti @geoffl @FMarquardtGroup You should be following @sansculotides
@johncarlosbaez @j_bertolotti @geoffl the working class got screwed with this calendar. The weekend was still only 2 days, so 8 days of work for only 2 days off. Each weekend was only 20% of your work week versus 29% with 7 day weeks.
@johncarlosbaez @j_bertolotti @geoffl
The artist Toril Johannessen recreated a decimal clock in an installation at the University of Bergen. Great story.
https://www.uib.no/en/arts-and-gardens/78252/toril-johannessen-historical-time
@johncarlosbaez @j_bertolotti @geoffl As great as the Indo-Arabic numeral system is compared to its predecessors, there is a lot to be said for the ancient Babylonian system where we get all the twelves and twenty fours and sixties and three-hundred sixties in older units.
12, 60, and 360 are all Superior Highly Composite Numbers (and 24 is a Highly Composite Number), meaning, roughly, that they are evenly divisible by a whole lot of numbers, notably the small primes.
If we taught trig with 100 grads in a right angle, then we would have to spend a lot of time on angles with values of 33 1/3 and 66 2/3.
If a day was 10 hours long, the 19th and 20th century labor movements (Or, I guess, 1st and 2nd century, per the Republican Calendar) would have had to fight for the 3 hour, 33 minute, 33.333 second workday.
@johncarlosbaez @j_bertolotti @geoffl I came here to mention gradians.
First I heard of them was when I was 13 and our maths teacher warned us not to set our scientific calculators to it accidentally when changing back from radians, with no further mention of what they were.
I later learned why they exist on a tear through wikipedia after learning about Renard numbers.
Most of these units seem less stupid to me if you give them a distinct name.
@griibor @j_bertolotti @geoffl - wow, one hundredth of a gradian was called a 'centigrade'!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gradian
Is this unit dead, or still used somewhere?
French surveyor here: we use gradians everyday, but we rather call them "gons"
@TanguyN - nice! The English Wikipedia lists multiples of the 'gon' including microgons and - I imagine never used - teragons and yottagons.
@johncarlosbaez - The accuracy of our theodolites doesn't get better than a few dmgons (decimilligons), so that's where we generally stop. Confusingly, instrument specs are often given in arcseconds by manufacturers.
@johncarlosbaez @griibor @j_bertolotti @geoffl
Many practical applications, mostly when using trig.
@geoffl @j_bertolotti @mansr @johncarlosbaez Wait what? Nobody I know uses decimeters in real life, and we use grams for small quantities (e.g. when cooking). Plus, decimeters and kilograms *are* standard units.
@Arcaik @geoffl @j_bertolotti @johncarlosbaez It probably varies between languages, but at least in Swedish, decimetres are quite often used in casual speech when giving an approximate size of something, e.g. "I guess it was a few decimetres, maybe half a metre."
@mansr - yet another example of how civilized the Swedes are.
@johncarlosbaez The decimeter is pretty neat, because it's about the distance between the tips of your lightly outstretched index finger and thumb.