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"Following Pope Francis’s death at 88, betting sites price Luis Antonio Tagle as the favourite to become the next pope, with Pietro Parolin and Mark Ouellet also in close contention."

All very dignified...

Possible basis for a Pythonesque sketch remake?

"And it's Tagle on the outside making a break for the line with Parolin in hot pursuit on the inside but we mustn't write off Quellet making a late bid and catching them both by surprise!!"

Nobody expects the Spanish #Inquisition! Our chief weapon is #surprise… surprise and #fear… fear and surprise… Our two weapons are fear and surprise… and ruthless efficiency… Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency… and an almost fanatical devotion to the #Pope… Our four… no… Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry… are such elements as fear, surprise… I'll come in again.

Returns as #DonaldTrump and crossbreeds #MontyPython with #MargaretAtwood.

politico.com/news/2025/04/11/s

#MontyPython “Well, I didn’t #vote for you.” – Peasant Woman to King Arthur. But... Every Day we read this - 'This is the crisis moment': Political scientist says Trump crossed a crucial red line (April 14) - No he crossed it on Jan 20 and every day thereafter #media #journalism #corruption #power #blackmail #access #democracy #government #maga #politics #freedom #censorship #deportation #immigration #education #climate #healthcare #measles #economy #finance #insidertrading #wallstreet #markets

"...Und der Herr sprach: 'Zuerst sollst du den heiligen Stift herausziehen. Dann sollst du bis 3 zählen, nicht mehr und nicht weniger. 3 soll die Zahl sein, die du zählst, und die Zahl des Zählens soll 3 sein. 4 sollst du nicht zählen, noch 2, es sei denn, du fährst dann mit 3 fort. 5 ist ausgeschlossen. Sobald die Zahl 3, die 3. Zahl, erreicht ist, wirfst du deine heilige Handgranate von Antiochia auf deinen Feind..."

Ritter der Kokosnuss wird nicht drei, sondern schon 50.