I can't get enough of this. #WompWomp
Via NewsEye on Bsky (ADDED: NewsEye posted this, who I **copied/pasted from**.. don't @ me about their flag error):
TESLA SALES CRASH AGAIN
Disastrous sales figures reported for February 2025. These are the drops in key countries:
Germany - 76%
Australia - 66%
Italy - 55%
Portugal - 53%
China - 49%
Norway - 48%
Denmark - 48%
France - 45%
Sweden - 42%
Denmark here. Sorry to have only dropped 48%. We will strive to do better in the future.
@SuneAuken Appreciate the effort!
I sincerely promise to buy 0% Teslas in the future.
@SuneAuken I'm way ahead of you
@GottaLaff @SuneAuken If I could buy negative Teslas I would.
@mattblaze All Teslas are negative. But I digress.
@GottaLaff @mattblaze here is how to make negative Teslas http://stealmytesla.com/ @SuneAuken
@human3500 @GottaLaff @mattblaze @SuneAuken For US citizens: negative Tesla is worth $5000 when you take the Tesla conquest bonus from #Polestar. https://www.polestar.com/us/offers/new/polestar-3-2025-conquest/