joene 🏴🍉<p>Did you know that in :signal: <a href="https://todon.nl/tags/Signal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Signal</span></a> (<span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.world/@signalapp" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>signalapp</span></a></span>) you can people give nicknames? (<a href="https://support.signal.org/hc/en-us/articles/360007319011-Manage-Contacts-Nicknames-and-Notes#contacts_nickname" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">support.signal.org/hc/en-us/ar</span><span class="invisible">ticles/360007319011-Manage-Contacts-Nicknames-and-Notes#contacts_nickname</span></a>) Did you also know that you can schedule messages (an Android at least)? (<a href="https://support.signal.org/hc/en-us/articles/5365881590682-Schedule-a-Message-on-Signal-Android" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">support.signal.org/hc/en-us/ar</span><span class="invisible">ticles/5365881590682-Schedule-a-Message-on-Signal-Android</span></a>).</p><p>So to make it more satisfying to take a day off tomorrow (or any other day):</p><p>1️⃣ Change the nickname from you boss to 'Asshole'.</p><p>2️⃣ Compose a message saying: 'Hi @Asshole, I'm sorry but I'm really not able to work today. I think I have a serious cold, hopefully not the flu. 🤞🏻 Thank you for your understanding @Asshole.'* Long-press (tap and hold) on the send icon and select when to attempt delivery.</p><p>So don't bother about waking up to early. Just take a long nap. Let that hang-over rock your day! 🍻</p><p>* Remember to really mention the Asshole (pressing the @ first), or else they/she/he can see it anyhow (with some severe problems the next morning). The other person (your boss in this case) will see their/her/his own configured name.</p><p>Have fun tomorrow (or any other day)!</p><p><a href="https://todon.nl/tags/LifeTips" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LifeTips</span></a> <a href="https://todon.nl/tags/SignalTips" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SignalTips</span></a> <a href="https://todon.nl/tags/DirectAction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DirectAction</span></a></p>