Proposal to rename them Ever Tried and Ever Failed.
http://www.maritimebulletin.net/2021/03/27/ever-given-sister-ship-ever-gentle-troubled-in-taipei-taiwan/
Maximinus Thrax is a strong contender here, though. Absolutely sounds like an old friend of Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Florentine quarantine: https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v42/n04/erin-maglaque/inclined-to-putrefaction
Stupendemys Geographicus would have been a fantastic name for a centurion in an Asterix book.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-51485011