Hearing that animal crossing is big at the moment. Excited that history has finally vindicated Doctor Moreau.

Why did Einstein refuse to see 'ghost' at the drive-in? 

Didn't like spooky action at a distance.

I'm open to not cutting off my nose, but only if you can suggest an alternative that'll spite my face even more.

A decent economic system wouldn't force us to choose between the lives of old people and the livelihoods of young people.

And yet a Pole has never held the swede vault world record. Really makes you think.

blue is the violet
red is the rose
sets, unlike doors,
can be open *and* closed

Stupendemys Geographicus would have been a fantastic name for a centurion in an Asterix book.

Three-quarters of the way through a le Carré movie. Looking forward to the circus mole appearing and doing some tricks.

Good thing we fired all the journalists who cheerled the Iraq war. Otherwise they'd still be in positions of power, having learned absolutely nothing.

If you like Euler equations and getting caught in the rain

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death my right to also feel superior to your critics.

Gotta hand it to them - this is a pretty great title for just about anything.

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