ColinTheMathmo @ColinTheMathmo@mathstodon.xyz

TFW you click on a link in Twitter to open in a new tab, and it's blank. So you click again, and hit F5, and it's still blank. One more try each way, and now you have five copies of a 153MB PDF you were curious about, but didn't actually want.

Your shadow shows that light has come nearly 150 x 10^9 m, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in its final metre, thanks to you.

Q: What does a drowning analytic number theorist say? A: log-log, log-log, log-log ...

Hmm. Never seen a load of over 200 on a Linux box before. No wonder it's a little sluggish.

Anyone who believes in conspiracy theories has clearly never tried to organise a meal for four or more people. -- Source?

And so to bed. Night everyone, see you on the other side.

Which letter in 'Scent' is silent? The 'S'? Or the 'C'?

Attention, a thing we: pay (English), lend (Spanish), make (French), and do (Farsi) -- twitter.com/gole_yaas/status/1039750486696624128

Just provided incontrovertible, undeniable fact-based feedback on HN and got a downvote.

@bradfonseca How are you getting on in the lockdown? A lot of people are finding "Working from home" isn't what they expected.

But others are (rightly) pointing out that it's "Staying home during a genuine crisis", and that's not the same thing.

Hope you're well, looking forward to your next blog post.

I'm starting to make videos ... perhaps the world *is* ending.

Let me know if you'd like to watch one.

In about half an hour, UK #ISS pass, starting at 20:49:40, duration 237 secs, visible, Magnitude -1.2

Some passes of the #ISS visible from the UK overnight - I'll tweet/toot warnings closer to the time

I think I can explain most of the features on this graph, and I don't like the look of any of it. Stay safe, well, put, away from people, and wash your hands!

TFW you've got email from an old friend you've not heard from for ages, and instead it's spam. 8-(

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass ... it's about learning to dance in the rain.

In about half an hour, UK #ISS pass, starting at 21:37:57, duration 70 secs, visible, Magnitude -1.0