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kali<p>WTF is this account. lunatics everywhere. maybe we should put the lithium in the drinking water not kidding.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fediverse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fediverse</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SMH</span></a></p>
Ænðr E. Feldstraw<p>The other day my family and I visited some historic buildings in our area. In one of them we got greeted and shown around by two men whose age appeared close to that of my father. Another visitor appeared with his wife. And he started prying into the hosts private lives. It felt entirely inappropriate. Why do you need to know? In the historic site? Where you go to learn about local history? You're asking the hosts how they met? How is that relevant? That's so weird. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smh</span></a></p>
doctorambient<p>I think I literally just heard someone refer to the Great Pyramid of Giza as "that geezers pyramid."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/wtf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wtf</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/weird" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>weird</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ShakingMyHead" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ShakingMyHead</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comeonman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comeonman</span></a></p>
Arne Claassen<p>In “Webex is hard” news: was unmuted during our status meeting today until it was my turn, at which point I promptly muted myself and gave my update <a href="https://mas.to/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smh</span></a></p>
Constantin<a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/SMH?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SMH</a> 🤣
PositivDenken 🤯<p>Not sure how often I need to reassert this but I DON‘T LIKE fancy, more expensive Knäckebröd. Why do I keep buying it rather than the standard plain one, that I love? <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smh</span></a></p>
C.<p>"You've got new hits in your saved search for `remote python engineer`!"</p><p>Top result: "Certified music therapist"</p><p>...</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/wat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wat</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/search" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>search</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/job" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>job</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/JobListing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JobListing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/JobPosting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JobPosting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SMH</span></a></p>
Alison Meeks<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@randahl" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>randahl</span></a></span> Oh FFS <a href="https://beige.party/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SMH</span></a></p>
skribe 🇺🇦 :verified_mustard:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://gts.sadauskas.id.au/@aj" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>aj</span></a></span> meanwhile at Fremantle...</p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SMH</span></a></p>
bookworks Harris Walz💙<p>I can’t $&amp;*+-ing believe that people might have to carry “papers” now in the US. <a href="https://c.im/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smh</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/notmypresident" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>notmypresident</span></a></p>
PeachMcD<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://pubeurope.com/@fr" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>fr</span></a></span> </p><p>Trump dit.... y vous le croyez? <br><a href="https://union.place/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smh</span></a></p>
Jeff Sonstein<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@Nonya_Bidniss" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Nonya_Bidniss</span></a></span> in retrospec it is absolutely terrifying and yet amusing what we can get trusted with as young soldiers, huh? makes me larf and <a href="https://masto.deoan.org/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SMH</span></a> at the same time sometimes</p>
Seebrücke Frankfurt<p>Zur Ausschiffung wurde von den ital. Behörden <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Catania" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Catania</span></a> auf <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sizilien" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sizilien</span></a> zugewiesen. Es wird stürmische Wetter mit Windböen von 30 Knoten und 2 Meter Welle erwartet.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AitaMari" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AitaMari</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SalvamentoMar%C3%ADtimoHumanitario" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SalvamentoMarítimoHumanitario</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SMH</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Med" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Med</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Seenotrettung" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Seenotrettung</span></a> </p><p>2/2</p>
skribe 🇺🇦 :verified_mustard:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Daojoan" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Daojoan</span></a></span> remember too, that if you wipe your arse after taking a shit you're full on gay.</p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smh</span></a></p>
Seebrücke Frankfurt<p>Die <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AitaMari" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AitaMari</span></a> hat gestern 108 Menschen in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Salerno" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Salerno</span></a> sicher an Land gebracht. Die ital. Behörden hatten sie dazu gezwungen vorher noch einen Sturm mit Böen von über 25kn und über 2m Welle zu überstehen.</p><p>Wir wünschen ihnen mit SALVAMENTO MARÍTIMO HUMANITARIO alles Gute für ihre weitere Reise.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SMH</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SeenotrettungIstKeinVerbrechen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SeenotrettungIstKeinVerbrechen</span></a></p>
Seebrücke Frankfurt<p>Nach einer Nacht auf dem Meer zeigten die Menschen deutliche Anzeichen von Erschöpfung, Dehydrierung und Atemproblemen. Die einfachen fragilen Boote waren in extremer Gefahr.</p><p>2/2<br>📷 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SMH</span></a> SALVAMENTO MARÍTIMO HUMANITARIO</p>
Seebrücke Frankfurt<p>🛟 Die <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AitaMari" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AitaMari</span></a> hat gestern in internationalen Gewässern südlich von <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Lampedusa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Lampedusa</span></a> / westlich von <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Kerkennah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Kerkennah</span></a> insges. 108 Menschen aus zwei prekären Booten gerettet. Zur Ausschiffung wurde ihnen der 400 Meilen entfernte Hafen von <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Salerno" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Salerno</span></a> zugewiesen.</p><p>1/x<br>📹 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SMH</span></a> SALVAMENTO MARÍTIMO HUMANITARIO</p>
Autoerotic Defenestration<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>georgetakei</span></a></span> I(48w) would totally show up with one of my brothers <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smh</span></a></p>
Lats (314 ppm)<p>The <a href="https://aus.social/tags/lnp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lnp</span></a> and <a href="https://aus.social/tags/murdock" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>murdock</span></a> hate the <a href="https://aus.social/tags/abc" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>abc</span></a>, alway have, hence the Trumpian promise to cut funding is no surprise. Maybe a rollback of media ownership would be a better path to bring some balance as cutting the ABC is a direct attack on liberal views in Australia.<br><a href="https://aus.social/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smh</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/dutton-tells-abc-to-show-excellence-or-face-funding-razor-gang-20250402-p5lofu.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">smh.com.au/politics/federal/du</span><span class="invisible">tton-tells-abc-to-show-excellence-or-face-funding-razor-gang-20250402-p5lofu.html</span></a></p>
Jake Coppinger<p>Thanks to <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@camwilson" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>camwilson</span></a></span>, <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://infosec.exchange/@masek" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>masek</span></a></span> &amp; Crikey for bringing the SMH/AFR subscriber S3 bucket breach into light and getting it fixed.</p><p>First announced at <a href="https://infosec.exchange/@bucketchallenge/114186026451954362" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">infosec.exchange/@bucketchalle</span><span class="invisible">nge/114186026451954362</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/crikey" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crikey</span></a>:<br>&gt; Last year, Nine bragged about having first-party data including “demographic, content consumption and behavioural information” on 22 million users, and combining that with third party data, to create “rich, detailed, real-time profiles of audience members”. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/s3" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>s3</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bucket" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bucket</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>smh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/afr" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>afr</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/auspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>auspol</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.crikey.com.au/2025/03/27/sydney-morning-herald-age-afr-subscribers-personal-data-leaked-online/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">crikey.com.au/2025/03/27/sydne</span><span class="invisible">y-morning-herald-age-afr-subscribers-personal-data-leaked-online/</span></a></p>
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