I now have 256 = 2^8 followers.
Does that make me important?
Ich habe jetzt 256 = 2^8 Follower.
Bin ich jetzt wichtig?
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La Historia Alternativa del Fediverso
¿Y si el Fediverso tuviera su propio documental al estilo History Channel, pero lleno de memes, drama y rebelión?
Entra en una línea temporal donde la descentralización se escribe con mayúsculas, los shitposters fundan imperios, y las grandes corporaciones caen bajo el peso de su propio algoritmo.
Descubre los grandes hitos de esta historia épica:
- La Era Pre-Fedi y el nacimiento de las instancias legendarias
- El éxodo masivo desde el Pájaro Azul
- La rebelión contra Threads y el mito del timeline cronológico
- Y por supuesto… el origen de Tuiter.Rocks
“Los historiadores del futuro nos darán la razón (o al menos un boost).”
Léelo completo aquí:
https://tuiter.ovh/la-historia-alternativa-del-fediverso/
Tuiter.Rocks · La Historia Alternativa del Fediverso: Shitpost, drama y descentralizaciónUn falso documental épico sobre el origen del Fediverso. Shitposters, admins legendarios, guerras de emojis y el nacimiento de Tuiter.Rocks. Todo lo que no sabías (ni pediste saber), pero igual te hará reír.
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I have a whole draft essay on the societal value of #shitposting, still being edited for clarity.
Chat... I'm starting to
think it wasn't the dog who
farted after all...
the anagram of OpenSIPS is open piss
What other people see:
Typing...
*pause*
Typing...
*pause*
Typing...
*pause*
Typing...
Okay
What I am actually typing:
*writes in detail*
*doesn't feel right*
*delete and rewrites*
*wait, this doesn't sound appropriate*
*delete and rewrites again*
*urrrrgh... fuck it*
*deletes everything*
"Okay"
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@witchescauldron
OK, you post on this stuff almost as frequently as a clock chimes, more often than the cockerel crows. We'll bite seeing as it's full moon and allegedly the best time for sowing seeds.
• Where are your audience, who are your #sheeple? Most will be blithely hopping in and out of the various walled gardens, so how are they to discover, or be persuaded to, the joys of the #OpenWeb; that it's the (non-cancerous) #growth (aka #PostGrowth / #Degrowth) they're truly looking for? How are they to be converted into disciples and evangelists?
° From the opposite POV, what sort of #silo are you going to build for your composting needs. The sort of open skip that other people will opportunistically fill up rapidly with all sorts of shit and trash? And will you be relying on the rakes, forks and shovels of a huge team of mods? How will they be onboarded? Or a pay-what-you-can-or-will model where people can post all their shit until moved on?
• And with respect to your pitch for the #OMN, just as inevitably, as the Esther Dysons of this word can never be unheard saying, "Does it even scale?"
Would merrily go off on further tangents on the Peertube/Youtube dilemmas, what is to be done with an anarcho-silo like Kolektiva, and so on, but hey there's other nettles to be scythed. Does it all go into the mix and get broken down into some lovely fluffy and friable rich humus in the end?
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#compost #shitposting
Come for the #shitposting, stay for the #sensemaking.
I can’t predict the future, but I can tell which way the puck is moving, and see around corners.
This is my neurospicy superpower and I wield it with responsibility.
Here, in the #Fediverse, with my brothers in Christ.
https://mastodon.world/@paninid/111829300324146720
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@paninid @Jennifer What the coach said. More #shitposting. The sudden eruption of penguin memes!
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That’s why the gods invented #shitposting.
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I hope all of this is just #shitposting...