My wife said she’d be furious if I didn’t finish all the laundry by tomorrow, and unfortunately our dryer is broken.

So there’s a lot on the line right now.

It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.

¿Para xogar a Clair Obscur Expedition 33 é necesario ter xogado os 32 anteriores? #dadjokes

People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain.

That first time a middle-aged man sits on the toilet, on top of his sagging nut-sack.
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If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.

When you see the Catholic conclave sending up white smoke, and you realize that it's just Taco Tuesday.
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