Oh, so you’ve stumbled upon this post with the hashtag #Fediverse? Congratulations, you’re officially part of the elite club of internet cool kids. But wait—don’t get too comfortable. Whatever you do, do not follow me. Seriously, it’s a trap. You’ll regret it faster than realizing pineapple on pizza is a controversial topic.
Why? Because, plot twist: I like Linux. Yeah, that’s right—the operating system that’s technically for tech wizards but is actually for anyone who enjoys typing commands in a terminal at 3 AM while sipping coffee and pretending to be a hacker. Just kidding… or am I?
This is satire, so don't take it seriously... unless you should, in which case, totally do.