`Da Elf<p>Nah Bitch, now you're on *My Family's Turf*.</p><p>I asked Google for an <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ASCII" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ASCII</span></a> ART generator (because this isn't my machine, I have two bookmarked) so and "AI" was all up in my space "Let Meeee do your ASCII Art!!!</p><p>Fucker, I'mma go find some site that looks like it's from 1998, probably using <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Apache" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Apache</span></a> and <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/CGI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CGI</span></a> to rattle less than a hundred lines of stale, crufty, <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/PERL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PERL</span></a> code, if ... *IF* someone didn't <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/monster_bash" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>monster_bash</span></a> it out.</p><p>Logging into my <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/NextCloud" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NextCloud</span></a> to get my fucking <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/bookmarks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bookmarks</span></a> because fuck this.</p>