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Dieses #Teams ist einfach Pain. Starte ein Meeting und zag, mein Headset verliert die Firmware. Kann ich zum Glück über die Software wieder herstellen.
Aber was macht Teams da nur. Diese Probleme habe ich nur mit Teams. Discord/Slack funktionieren seit Jahren ohne Probleme.
Microsoft verschärft Teams-Regeln: Desktop-Clients werden nach 90 Tagen ohne Update gesperrt. Sicherheit hat Priorität. Warnhinweise erscheinen 60 Tage vorher. #Microsoft #Teams https://winfuture.de/news,150337.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
WinFuture.de · Microsoft verschärft Teams-Regeln: Sperre nach 90 Tagen ohne Update
Seit gestern kann ich in #microsoft #teams nicht mal mehr einer Besprechung beitreten.
Find ich gut.
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@musicmatze also ich verhindere Arbeit mit #teams auch um jeden Preis.
#teams ist echt so eine Arbeitsverhinderungsmaßnahme...
“Trust the team” sounds noble. But if your system is broken, trust becomes a burden.
I wrote about what real trust looks like — and how to design for it, not just declare it.
https://medium.com/thrivve-partners/trust-the-team-is-not-a-strategy-66a90334e6ed
Thrivve Partners · “Trust the Team” Is Not a Strategy - Thrivve Partners - Medium
Microsoft announces the shutdown of Skype, moving users to Teams, highlighting the evolution of communication tools and the migration process.On May 5, Microsoft will officially retire Skype, a pioneer in internet communication, transitioning all users to Microsoft Teams. 
#business #communication #Microsoft #Migration #Skype #software #Teams #technology #redrobot
https://redrobot.online/2025/03/microsoft-to-retire-skype-shifts-focus-to-teams/
Microsoft announces the shutdown of Skype, moving users to Teams, highlighting the evolution of communication tools and the migration process.On May 5, Microsoft will officially retire Skype, a pioneer in internet communication, transitioning all users to Microsoft Teams. #business #communication #Microsoft #Migration #Skype #software #Teams #technology #redrobot
https://redrobot.online/2025/03/microsoft-to-retire-skype-shifts-focus-to-teams/
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#mattermost ist auch so ein schmerzhaftes Beispiel. Enthusiasten wie @xldrkp loten alle Möglichkeiten aus, auch für die Lehre. #Slack User finden Mattermost nicht adäquat und werben für die Slack-Channels (bis sich die Slack-Konditionen ändern). Der Rest kennt und will #teams.
Mattermost ändert die Konditionen und will Geld sehen. Wahrscheinlich waren alternative Finanzierungsmodelle nicht möglich.
Wir sehen uns bei Teams. (Lizenz- und Preisentwicklung offen)
@neil
I moved our weekly virtual drinks party from Skype to Jitsi a few weeks ago, after Microsoft fumbled the transition from Skype to #Teams and one of us couldn't join. I'm really impressed by the way Jitsi has come on since I last tried it in 2020: not only is the connection clear and stable, but #Jitsi makes better use of our inadequate bandwidth than #Skype ever did.
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"Something went wrong. Let's try again." is what Microsoft Teams tells me most times I try to use its built-in calendar to join a meeting.
And by trying to follow the link in the calendar invitation instead, it now tells me to "You don’t have the permission to change the meeting settings.”
Restarting Teams fixes the problem, but every interaction I have with Teams is marinated in this kind of bug-ridden friction.
Neither of these baseball teams has won a game in years. That's about to change
Two New York City teams on years-long losing streaks are about to face off in one sports commentator has called "possibly the most electric college baseball game in history."
#baseball #sports #game #teams #NewYorkCity #Radio
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/college-baseball-losing-teams-1.7503850?cmp=rss
Gente, ¿se puede fijar un mensaje o documento en #Teams?
I turn on my PC.
The local wildlife are immediately sterilised by the untreated waste of my four un-shielded nuclear reactors, operating far beyond criticality.
The sound of 10,000 cooling fans deafens the city's morning traffic as my warehouse of 500 parallelised AMD EPYC CPUs stolen from OpenAI burst into life, forming the equivalent processing power of 2019 in one room.
Nearby, my cluster of Nvidia 6090 Test Cards begins to warp the local time continuum as they calculate answers man was never meant to know.
Very gently, I open Microsoft Teams.
Instantly, the already deafening noise of fans increases to a murderous wail as they try to keep my equipment at operating temperatures. A nuclear reactors' fusion catches up with its cooling and explodes destroying the lives of millions. The floor begins to melt away as my processors overclocked ten-fold reach critical mass and descend directly into hell. My Nvidia cluster collapses into a singularity and begins to devour the planet.
Quickly now, I open a text chat, it's a bit laggy.
The sheer struggle of loading some text destroys the remaining systems. Me and my equipment are deleted from reality by an unknown overseer.
Humanity is not ready for instant messaging.
#Microsoft #Teams
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fedi.absturztau.be:meow: Baa :blobsheepsnuggle: (@Baa@fedi.absturztau.be)I turn on my PC.The local wildlife are immediately sterilised by the excessive output from my four exposed nuclear reactors running at a critically risky heat output.The sound of 10,000 cooling fan...
SOSmitmensch-Verein mit der "Pass Egal Wahl" bei der Sozial Marie nominiert, des Projekt-Träger: Unruhe Privatstiftung
#Microsoft's email about ending #Skype tries to redirect users to use #Teams instead.
No mention of refunding users who paid money into Skype for international landline or mobile calling.
This from the company bullying #Windows10 users to fork out for new hardware (unnecessarily) because it CHOSE to make #Windows11 incompatible.
This persistently invasive company is little more than another thieving, ecologically destructive American abuser.
TEAMS, ONEDRIVE & WINDOWS PERMANENTLY UNINSTALLED.
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https://www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/digitales/microsoft-50-jahre-dominanz-techindustrie-100.html
Wie dümmlich-naiv und oberflächlich, #ARD #Tagesschau:
Es beginnt mit Werbung für #Teams und wie unersetzlich "DAS Kommunikationsprogramm von #MS sei (blabla)": Blödsinn!
#Microsoft hat mit Teams einmal mehr sein #Monopol auf dem Desktop missbraucht um Wettbewerb zu zerstören & Monopol auszuweiten
Dann zu Browser-Wars - fundamental falsch dargestellt: #Gates wollte die digitale Weltherrschaft: Mit Sabotage und MSN das damals freie Internet zerstören!
tagesschau.de · Ist Deutschland zu abhängig vom US-Konzern Microsoft?
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@Linkletter Stop using #microsoft #teams there better mor privacy options. #BoycottMicrosoft
