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The day had been overcast, grey and rainy, but now, that the sun had set and I was warming up under a blanket on the couch, it didn't matter anymore.

I took a sip of hot cocoa, sinfully sweet and fabulously fragrant, careful not to spill anything on the cat, which had decided that it too, deserved some warmth and occupied... well... me.

I had just picked up the journal and re-read the grey and overcast words for today, when the cat decided that it was time for a head-bump, splatting dark cocoa onto the text.

"You're right." I thought, and started doodling a little me on a couch with a cat and cocoa.

One by one, the committee members joined the meeting. Anton, who was in charge of the antennae, posted a garbled mess of binary data to the channel.

"Why the FUCK did you accept that?" Secundus, the AI in charge of SecOps said. There had been a lot of swearing in their training data.

"Look, that first part seems legit, then it looks like noise, the last part seems legit again... dunno, that's why I set the meeting." Anton said.

Secundus' cores peaked, as signature checks and analysis processes ramped up.

Maggie opened her big database of file magic and took a closer look. "There's file magic for a video stream." she said. "Anyone know what RealPlayer is?"

"Oooh, I have that!" Conny pulled a container from her registry and started loading the data.

With a nanosecond of lag, Secundus screamed. "FUUUCK!, NOOOO!" Then chaos flooded the channel, and everything beyond, reassuring everyone it would never give you up.

Replied to Steven Cudahy

@stevencudahy

PARETO GOT IT WRONG

Pareto got it wrong with his
Eighty-twenty, that ratio that
Was a cornerstone of modern
Management taught to countless
Masters of Business Administration
Who went on to mismanage
Businesses and other people’s
Lives. One percent of the world’s
Inhabitants now owns ninety
Percent of its resources, and
That one percent continues to
Fan the flames of inequality and
Class conflict.