Christian Lawson-Perfect @christianp

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**Ehay2k** @Ehay2k@mastodon.social · 2d

Ehay2k @Ehay2k@mastodon.social

My daughter sent me this.

#FuckMarryKill

3 image collage. From left to right, there is a couch, labeled "Fuck", a picture of Usha Vance labeled "Marry" and a picture of the Pope with JD Vance labeled "Kill"

#jdvance #couch #pope

**eris** @eris@universeodon.com · Apr 16

**Ultra Verified** @Ultraverified@mastodon.sdf.org · Mar 25 *

Mar 25 *

Ultra Verified @Ultraverified@mastodon.sdf.org

#GroupChatOnSignal

"OK. Who wants to start? #JD? You done with the #couch?"

**Ultra Verified** @Ultraverified@mastodon.sdf.org · Mar 24 *

Mar 24 *

Ultra Verified @Ultraverified@mastodon.sdf.org

"In an extraordinary blunder, key figures in the Trump administration – including Vice-President #JDVance, the defence secretary Pete Hegseth, the secretary of state, Marco Rubio, and the director of national intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard – used the commercial chat app Signal to convene and discuss plans – while also including a prominent journalist in the group.

#Signal is not approved by the US government for sharing #porn."

"#Vance and the #couch were unavailable for comment."

**The Sifillis Stories** @Sifillis@tiny.tilde.website · Mar 22

**Jan** @kreideland@norden.social · Mar 11

Mar 11

Jan @kreideland@norden.social

Without words

#dogs #dogsofmastodon #hovawart

**DanielMania123** @DanielMania123@cubhub.social · Mar 3

Mar 3

DanielMania123 @DanielMania123@cubhub.social

Bonita & Petunia watching a scary late night movie together as they hold each other's arms feeling scared & terrified

Art Reward by @NazzNanuke

Bonita Tree Kangaroo © @NazzNanuke
Petunia Squirrel © ME

#Bonita #TreeKangaroo #Petunia

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**nimi** @nimi@norrebro.space · Feb 15 *

Feb 15 *

nimi @nimi@norrebro.space

@ProjectFearlessness I agree with your message. But please add a hyphen to clarify the relationship between JD #Vance and couches. JD Vance is a "Nazi couch-fucker", because, as far as I know, there are no #nazi couches. Only couches that are oppressed and abused by nazis.

#couch #grammar #hyphenation

**David August** @davidaugust@mastodon.online · Feb 15

Feb 15

David August @davidaugust@mastodon.online

So Ohio’s Least Favorite Son humiliated himself in Munich, and also humiliated his country.

I really hope the Couch Copulator finds comfort in the arms of a friendly Settee or Canapé before returning home.

#USpol #humor #humour

**Lorry** @Lorry@mstdn.social · Feb 12 *

Feb 12 *

Lorry @Lorry@mstdn.social

Somebody should tell Shady that Europe can't just ignore laws about Social Media companies even if they are owned by the Whitehouse's couch monitor and his sauna wrestling buddy.

J. D. Vance standing in front of a sexy little leather couch, dressed in his $70 suit and looking smug. The caption says "I DID THAT"

#eu #europe #law

**Luis** @playmedusa@mastodon.gamedev.place · Feb 10

Feb 10

Luis @playmedusa@mastodon.gamedev.place

Both Kaiju Control Force and An American Werewolf in L.A., our two games in Steam, are part of the running Couch Co-op Fest with a 50% sale! Let's celebrate local multiplayer games!

https://store.steampowered.com/search/?publisher=Aurita%20Games

store.steampowered.comSteam Search

#coop #localMultiplayer #couch

**eris** @eris@universeodon.com · Feb 10

Feb 10

eris @eris@universeodon.com

making the best of a tiny back yard

#SmallSpace #Backyard #Pool #Turquoise #Cushions #Couch #Plants #Tropical #Beige #NaturalStone #Luxury #Archway #OceanView #PalmTrees
#Img2img #AiArt #AiArtists #AiArtCommunity #StableDiffusion

on actual stuff: https://aieris.art/featured/making-the-best-of-a-tiny-back-yard-eris-and-ai.html

A small fenced backyard with a narrow strip of grass and a cushioned outdoor couch on a tiled ledge overlooking a compact turquoise pool, surrounded by natural stone tiles, beige and cream archways, and tropical plants, with a bright ocean view in the background.

**Sven** @sven@troet.social · Feb 8

Feb 8

Sven @sven@troet.social

Erst flitzen, dann Dösen und nach der Abendrunde pennen auf der Couch. #Geschwisterliebe #vizsla #hundeliebe #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #sonne #couch

**Monstanner** @monstanner@pixelfed.social · Feb 5

Feb 5

Monstanner @monstanner@pixelfed.social

Photo Series 1/?. Office is my favorite map in Counter-Strike. (I don't know where many pictures I will publish in this photo series. That's why there's a question mark.) #Counter-Strike #Counter-Strike1.6 #CounterStrike #CounterStrike1.6 #GoldSrc #Game #Gaming #Office #cs_office #Clock #Computer #Monitor #Elevator #Couch

In this picture you can see an office complex from the inside. From left to right, you see a clock on the wall, then comes an entrance, followed by a desk with a monitor and computer on it. Behind it are filing cabinets. Then there is a window and then there is another desk with a monitor and computer on it. This is on the map cs_office from the game Counter-Strike 1.6.

In this picture you can see the monitor and computer from the front, which was mentioned first in the previous picture. You can also see the keyboard and a written sheet of paper now. On the monitor you can see a so-called Easter egg. It shows the map in the program Hammer. With which the map was created.

In this picture you can see a hallway. From right to left you can see a double door, two elevators, where between these two there is a call button on the wall for these and another light that is supposed to indicate where the elevators are located. (Although this is only presented very simply. Because there are four lights and only one light lights up at a time and moves quickly from right to left in a loop.

#couch

**Lisa S Baker Art (Back Up)** @LisaSBaker@mastodon.world · Feb 2

Feb 2

Lisa S Baker Art (Back Up) @LisaSBaker@mastodon.world

Sharing Belladonna Baa Baa to start the day. Available here: https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/belladonna-baa-baa-lisa-s-baker.html

An art piece of a vision of pure whimsy, this piece captures a delightfully regal sheep lounging effortlessly on a plush couch, draped in the serenity of sheer comfort. Adorned with a delicate floral crown of wild blossoms, this woolly aristocrat radiates both elegance and laziness in perfect harmony. Art by Lisa S Baker.

#sheep #lamb #farm

**Miss Jones** @MissJonesTravel@norden.social · Jan 31

Jan 31

Miss Jones @MissJonesTravel@norden.social

Ich habe wieder einen #Dokutipp für euch.
Er ist bestens geeignet, um sich mit warmen Socken, Kuscheldecke, und ner schönen heißen Schokolade mit Sahne auf die #Couch zu legen. Viel Spaß mit ruhig erklärter #Archäologie in Spielfilmlänge:
https://buff.ly/3ElTaBD

buff.ly- YouTubeEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

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**Erik Schlicksbier** @erik@photog.social · Jan 29

Jan 29

Erik Schlicksbier @erik@photog.social

'Nicht geplant' - als wir in dieser Straße fotografiert haben, war gerade jemand beim Umziehen und trug ein Sofa über die Straße. Wir hatten dann gefragt, ob wir es uns kurz ausleihen könnten ...

David Beta, #Musiker, #Hamburg 2014

@FotoVorschlag