"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"
"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"
"-but you can trust me when I say-"
"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"
"I don't care for you at all."
"Well, I... oh... I love you too."
#TootFic #SmallStories #Microfiction
@MicroSFF Nice. I also loved this take by John Finnemore and company: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02gfh-h6mTQ