sand mule  

functional programming frees the factory workers of object oriented programming.

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ben  

banning the use of insecure pronouns

pronouns must contain at least 8 characters and at least one number or symbol

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sand mule  

if you don't listen to SOPHIE exclusively when you exercise, I'm sorry but ur homophobic. lizzo's fitness is an appropriate substitute but you have to listen to it on repeat.

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sand mule  

I've gotten "I forgot how gay you sounded" three times this week and I don't know how to feel about it

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Zoëlla de Vil :fav_star:  

You Lyft driver is here:

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Anarcha-Ecologist Catgirl (Em)  

This guy said last night that mathematicians suck at arithmetic and I don't think I've ever been more called out in my life

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I’m not gay I’m heterophobic

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sabri  

so hillary did throw the first brick at stonewall but there’s more to the story.... joe biden also tried to throw a brick but he hurt his shoulder in the process and had to go to the hospital. kamala harris gave it a go as well, overshooting her target and accidentally killing former comgressman michael dukakis

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sand mule  

tenent 1) we only have sex in groups with a prime number of partners. if you ask if 1 is prime ur out.

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sand mule  

currently starting a queer math sex cult. lmk what you think our tenents should be.

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binch  

why doesn’t anyone ever talk about how thicc Tux the Linux penguin is

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sand mule  

I said "archive" to my phone and it typed arxiv

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ili, with the black underlined  

she sells #!/bin/csh by the C shore

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danielle~! :dani:  

vim: copying text is called yanking
emacs: pasting text is called yanking
everyone else: nothing is called yanking oh my god

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sand mule  

god really played me when they gave me a love of writing mathematics on chalkboards, baking, and wearing black pants

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sand mule  

someone described me as good at math with a dumb blond personality and TBH I've never related to anything more

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sand mule  

the intersection between the undergraduate institutions i applied to and my short list for graduate school is a singleton set.

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sand mule  

you know you’ve been doing too much complex analysis & too little living in the real world when you read “homophobic” as “holomorphic”

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sand mule  

me in 2019: does the Twitter app spark joy?

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RimBune  

wait what do you mean the last commit was THREE DAYS AGO

I THOUGHT I WAS PRODUCTIVE

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