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thanks bro, now I know that linux t-shirts are cultural appropriation and oppression I will go back to windows I GUESS °

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Ah yes, the two genders, Vim and Emacs.

linux is just gender neutral linus

yes i study topology which means i study tops

functional programming frees the factory workers of object oriented programming.

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banning the use of insecure pronouns

pronouns must contain at least 8 characters and at least one number or symbol

if you don't listen to SOPHIE exclusively when you exercise, I'm sorry but ur homophobic. lizzo's fitness is an appropriate substitute but you have to listen to it on repeat.

I've gotten "I forgot how gay you sounded" three times this week and I don't know how to feel about it

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You Lyft driver is here:

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This guy said last night that mathematicians suck at arithmetic and I don't think I've ever been more called out in my life

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I’m not gay I’m heterophobic

tenent 1) we only have sex in groups with a prime number of partners. if you ask if 1 is prime ur out.

currently starting a queer math sex cult. lmk what you think our tenents should be.

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why doesn’t anyone ever talk about how thicc Tux the Linux penguin is

I said "archive" to my phone and it typed arxiv

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she sells #!/bin/csh by the C shore

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vim: copying text is called yanking
emacs: pasting text is called yanking
everyone else: nothing is called yanking oh my god

god really played me when they gave me a love of writing mathematics on chalkboards, baking, and wearing black pants

someone described me as good at math with a dumb blond personality and TBH I've never related to anything more

the intersection between the undergraduate institutions i applied to and my short list for graduate school is a singleton set.

A Mastodon instance for maths people. The kind of people who make $$\pi z^2 \times a$$ jokes. Use $$ and $$ for inline LaTeX, and $ and $ for display mode.