Joseph Hertzlinger @jhertzli@mathstodon.xyz

We can breathe a sigh of relief: "Jizz-wailer" is still Star Wars canon.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz-wailer

does this mean that bees are witches tho

* a matriarchal society
* very into flowers
* do complicated rituals based on hexagonal geometry
* dance (dancing is probably bad)
* can fly
* their house is made of sweet stuff that you can literally eat
* will kick your butt if you cross them, eg by eating their house

rally on the 16th

https://secure.freedomma.org/page/s/50-days-rally

Hewlett Packard Lovecraft

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of a 28C RPN graphing calculator to correlate all its contents..."

Hello friends!

September is coming soon, and so we'll need a new paper for our https://scholar.social #JournalClub

Any user of our instance can suggest a journal article, but please submit one from outside your field of expertise, to help make it something accessible to everyone :)

Also, let's aim for open access articles too, so everyone can participate

Reply to me with a DOI using the "Direct" privacy setting and it may be randomly chosen in September!

Hey everyone thanks for coming to my gender reveal party! I'm nonbinary!

What no I'm not having a kid, why would you think that? I'm not gonna reveal somone *else*'s gender, what a weird thing to consider

I want to launch a US restaurant chain called The Little Red Chick-Fil-A

(and watch the world burn)

LB: Holy shit from that article: "The FBI, Keighley said, learned of the protest from a video on Infowars, a far-right site run by the commentator Alex Jones, known for spreading false news and conspiracy theories."

An FBI agent saw someone on InfoWars, surveilled him, and incarcerated him without bail for 6 months to punish him and his family for Facebook posts. They had no intend of winning the case because the case itself would fuck up his life.

The Pioneer Valley Democratic Socialists are only $295 away from their goal to fund free breaklight repair clinics: https://www.gofundme.com/pvdsa-brake-light-clinic

That's like

what 3 starbucks lattes?

This is direct aid to people in our oft-forgotten part of the country. ICE specifically targets Springfield because it's not a sanctuary city in the "sanctuary state" and they know driving with a broken headlight is enough to send people off to the Bristol or Suffolk detention centers for $$$

Will MySpace ever lose it’s monopoly? (2007)
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2007/feb/08/business.comment

(submitted by Jarred)