Trying to find ways to explain the use of the gradient map brush tips, ended up doing some Rosemaling.

Not too happy with the stroke proportions. There is a branch where the gradientmapped brush tips are also working on the colorsmudge, but I had to fix a bug in master to get the gradients to pass on, and that fix hasn't gotten into the branch yet...

Will keep on experimenting, I think.


Who out there speaks Dutch... Are these still called Auto Pyjamas? That's adorable.

(from the Dutch auto magazine De Auto, 15 August 1957)

every american 18 and over is now eligible for a covid-19 vaccination in their state as of today, so, uh, please go do that

i'd like to just take a while and deal with the stuff that already happened, but new stuff keeps happening on top of it. i think i'd like some kind of a moratorium.

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How come they call it a "baseball cap" and not a duck-billed hatypus

I was yesterday years old when I learned that Vladimir Arnold gave a dynamical proof of Abel's theorem that there is no quintic formula

Hello, everyone! I should use Mastodon more, shouldn't I? I mean, I completely forgot to share these lovely Fibonacci-inspired spirals last week.

Help requested for HTML5/CSS ...

If I want to make a page that has a few boxes, each with some text, laid out on the page and with arrows between them, what's the easiest, most basic way to do that.

puzuvuku I would have done this with tables and it would have been easy enough, but people tell me I'm not allow to use tables any more.

Linoleum print 

I'm done! I wanted it to be a little eerie and menacing, but he's a cheerful fellow isn't he

i saw a demisexual pride pin that said "maybe... but probably not" and wow :big_mood:

If I write fiction where Theseus and the minotaur fall in love
And then someone else takes my fic, swaps out the labyrinth for a coffeeshop setting
And then someone swaps the minotaur for another monster
And then someone swaps Theseus for another hero
Is it still the same ship?

shoutout to all the people who thought they were chill but are discovering they're just bad at asserting boundaries

@shade lmfao you just walk into their office with the full crocodile Dundee outfit and the accent and you tell them you think you're autistic, drawing no attention whatsoever to the costume

it's cool to not be a boy or a girl but also be both

Funny how you never get misgendered with “dear agender person”, “best demigirl” but always with “hello sir”, “good afternoon ma’am”.

U.S. friend on social media: aw, look at the Bank of England flying the rainbow flag to celebrate putting a dead queer on the money!

Me: yeah but let me tell you about how they are treating the living queers here. :knife_lgbt:

its kinda nice to know i'll live on as an unnamed character in someone else's family stories.

like if my delivery driver can make his grandkids laugh about the time a very obviously stoned, giant lesbian in semi-rural texas gave him some herb and cash as a delivery tip for taco bell during the pandemic and then he watched the equally gigantic rottweiler carry the bags by the mouth on inside the house, then that's really cool. they have no idea who i am but for a second i made them laugh.

A programmer implements a bar. The tester goes in and orders a beer, orders zero beers, orders 999999999 beers, orders -1 beers, orders a lizard, and declares the bar ready for release.

The first customer comes in and asks to use the restroom.

The bar catches fire and burns down.

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