Step 2: Teach him to pick up and put away his toys first.

"Coal, Roomba!" (youtu.be/ArK627DZFUE)

Recently watched: "Fluke," "Cats & Dogs 2: Revenge of Kitty Galore," "Beverly Hills Chihuahua," "K-9," "Max 2: White House Hero," "Far From Home: The Adventures of Yellow Dog."

Up next: "Bark Ranger."

Pattern? What pattern?

After discovering your super powers, instead of becoming a vigilante, you do the only sensible thing and become a policeman.
#writingprompts #writing

Sour candy has rendered my tongue numb. Here's a picture of a puppy, gazing longingly into a field of wheat.

Things we didn't do:
- Start the fire
- Shoot the deputy
- Steal the cookies from the cookie jar

Things we did:
- Tried to fight it
- Shot the sheriff
- Put the sham in the shama-lama-ding-dong

Things we will do:
- Survive
- Rock you
- Walk 500 miles
- Walk 500 more

Things we won't do:
- Get fooled again
- Back down
- That

Things we will never do:
- Give you up
- Let you down
- Run around
- Desert you

(Oops:
- I did it again)

Nasa Rover on Mars Detects Puff of Gas That Hints at Possibility of Life
nytimes.com/2019/06/22/science

(submitted by blondie9x)

Cloudy. Nope. Rain. No wait! Sun. Just kidding; rain again. Alright people, hold for chill and queue windy drizzle on my mark -- 3, 2, 1...

@SpunkyAlpaca
People already have and use that right. That’s why those outbreaks started happening again. There were none in 2000.

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