Christian Lawson-Perfect @christianp@mathstodon.xyz

That's nowhere near an accurate transcription of this video but now I've got the opening lyrics for my new album

Not a single place name on this map sounds real.

My 'mathematicians for change' and 'mathematicians for inclusion' stickers have finally arrived!

If you feel like you need to make a visual statement of (1) your beliefs and (2) your mega-nerdity, Kate Poirier's brilliant "Math for equality" badges and shirts are just the thing: https://www.zazzle.co.uk/store/mathforequality
They're expensive but that's because the proceeds go to https://www.beammath.org/

Google Maps has sent me my "April timeline update".
#BigData

Alright @mscroggs and @Pecnut, which one of you broke into my house?

Spent too long making this

You, a coward: Python doesn't have a switch statement

Me, a modern-day Galileo:

tfw a pure mathematician tries to write a motivational message

I've made an absolutely huge memory game (https://absolutely-huge-memory.glitch.me).
It wasn't straightforward to implement; here's a little explanation of how it works

yesssss

Couldn't do anything else, so made a wobbly clock

Back on my animations nonsense.
The toddler came to look:

"You doing maths, daddy?"
"I like that maths!
"How is that maths?"

The toddler has started using the words 'maybe' and 'probably'. Time to inoculate her against frequentist interpretation.

I promise I didn't plan this

#WorkingFromHome

#NoPlagueToday

I've seen gas stations in the US show the tenths part with a fraction instead of a decimal.
Have you seen any other signage with a fixed denominator that isn't 10?

2020 and the Cambridge journals website still has the link to read the PDF behind an obscure icon next to the sharing links

Kerchonk

Clonk.