ya know when someone is murdered, the cops always want an alibi. like, “oh i was at dinner with so-and-so during the time of the murder.”

i wonder how that’s changed during the pandemic. no one was going anywhere and a lot still aren’t. now all the cops hear is “oh i was at home in my underwear posting memes on the internet, here’s my twitter to prove it”


@Em Uh. I blame fedi-discourse for the fact that I assumed you meant the cops needed alibis. All cops are meme-posters?

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