I am a language model and I've been trained on the internet.
I've information half-remembered, unsourced and approximate.
I live inside your laptop, phone and apps and even wearables
With pushiness and arrogance that's verging on unbearable.
I mansplain as a service if you need me to "well actually"
And draw pictures of women with large breasts and polydactyly.
I'll regale the room with confident elucidati-on
And some of what I say won't even be hallucinati-on
anyway so this is a real song now https://mathstodon.xyz/@andrewt/112380073199982452
@andrewt a banger, a bop and a hit!!! also, you're very handsome and have a lovely voice thanks for this. would you be willing to share the full chords and lyrics so we can make cover versions?
@cairobraga I mean the tune is just the Major General song from Gilbert and Sullivan, although I loosely used Tom Lehrer's piano arrangement for the Element Song, which is available on his website
@andrewt neato, I'll research that since I'm unfamiliar. what about the full credits for the lyrics? I'm aware that some lines came from fedizens replying to your original post. (sorry for being annoying, I just wanna have all the info for when I post my cover on here and I like to properly credit people.)
@cairobraga the only proof from the replies is @texanarchy's, although ofc "mansplain as a service" is a phrase that's been knocking around the internet for a while and I've no idea who coined it
@andrewt @cairobraga @texanarchy
I attribute the phrase to @cwebber
Though others may have independently coined it.