Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.” –John F Kennedy This quote was said by a man who was once someone that the American people would call the 35th President of the United States. John F. Kennedy was a very young President, as well as a very good looking president.

New York min·ute
noun
INFORMAL•US
a very short time; a moment.
"you mention that price and she'll be out of here in a New York minute

Deep cover 

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care

pat·sy

noun
INFORMAL • NORTH AMERICAN

a person who is easily taken advantage of, especially by being cheated or blamed for something.

"the blonde was drop-dead gorgeous but she was nobody's patsy"

Police: so where you headed?
Me: just cursing around here
Police: you need a destination their be non of that.
Me: really!
Police: I'm the law here it's how it's always been
Me: dam.. so I'll be getting a ticket right?
Police: no just a warning.
Me; thanks, I guess

Friend: yo..
Me: I invested
Friend: in what?
Me: the black market
Friend; cool
Me: I really wanted laughing stock but it's out of my reach, in this economy.
Friend: so good.
Me: well we'll....

Bushman tribal police: click click click "with tongue"
Me: I don't speak that....
Bushman tribal police: (*with tongue) click click click .. click click .. click.. click
Me: ok... This was new and wired. Sorry man but I'm leaving.. bye. I don't speak that language sorry.
Bushman tribal police: (again with *tongue) click click click click click click
Me: I so confused. Bye.

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