Whenever y'all say "lmao" this is all I can think about:
This my jam.
The solution path, charted. I feel like Magellan.
I bought this candy only because I can't resist a good, bilingual pun. The French says, "Frank says to you hey, baie-baie" where "baie-baie" means" berry berry" but is pronounced like "baby".
I'm a slave to clever marketing.
So the other day I incorrectly used the word "physiognomy", which I now realise was just the scientific way to say "lol you look like a dog" -- "oh yeah, well, you look like a cow!"