Sometimes people think, "oh Jordy is a known boy, and can take care of this spider". But you see, not only will I not do that, but I now consider that room off limits. That's the spider's room now.
Unless the spider is cute and then he's my buddy and I'll transport him outside
@jordyd This reminds me of an old classic...
https://www.everything2.com/title/there%2527s+a+spider+in+my+keyboard
@jordyd I just remembered, Jake Brahm, the author of that vignette, got into some serious shit for making a bomb hoax on 4chan: