TSA guy: you can't bring all these tacos with you
me: these are my service tacos!
@JordiGH un calzado para suelo firme?
@zpojqwfejwfhiunz This is like when I realised that "baguette" is a generic French word for any long, thin, and rigid object.
@rocx @zpojqwfejwfhiunz Thin? She said thin?