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CRYPTO MEANS CRYPTOGRAPHY!

(But Superman's dog is also acceptable.)

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Alternatively: whenever people on the internet are talking about crypto, just assume they mean Superman's dog.

"Crypto is down!" Oh no, is he feeling sick?

"Are you into crypto?" Yeah, crypto is really cute and he has a little cape!

"Investors are panicking as a controversial crypto experiment unravels." Oh no! Why are you experimenting on crypto, this could be considered animal cruelty! I hope crypto can defend himself!

@JordiGH I hope that once this madness is over crypto will once again get its original meaning.

Being in "crypto" a decade ago usually meant being a privacy-savvy cipherpunk who exchanged PGP keys with his/her circle.

Now it means putting your money in a Ponzi scheme that depletes the earth's resources in the process.

@JordiGH THANK YOU for saying what i didn't have the courage to

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